Hey Everybody, its me, Dr. Nick....well really it's just Tyson. I'm not sure what to say so I'll just ramble on for a while. So last week my whole family started a new diet which has been working pretty well. I'm hoping that it's going to help cure and fix all the stomach problems I developed before and durning the mission. So we mainly eat every 2-3 hours which sounds like fun until you realize that to eat that often you have to be cooking that often. So it takes alot of time. On the bright side everyone in the family has lost some weight. And we're seeing some results which are nice.
In other news we just got done having My Grandma Hinde and Aunt Laurie visit for the weekend. They were in town to see Megan perform at her "final" dance recital. I guess her legs will no longer work in that manner. If she tries to do a dance move outside of this group some bouncers will come out of the shadows and break her kneecaps. You know what they say, once your in the gang the only way out is in a box. Seems a little drastic to me, but the world of dance is highly competitive. I didn't really have the "pleasure" to see "los visitantes" that much cause I was busy.
On a completely different side note that has nothing to do with the previous subject... I really hate fake people. You know, the kind of peole who will be nice to your face but then talk, judge and spread rumors about you behind your back. Yeah those people are the worst. Hypocrites is what they are...Did you know that the word hypocrite comes from a greek base that meant"play actor" Kinda describes those kind of people perfectly.
Oh yeah you know what else I hate? When someone deciedes your not good enough to visit in your own right. But is more then happy to say hi when their in the area visiting a "cool" friend. I mean what the heck, I'm not some kind of twofer deal where you visit one friend and you get credit for visiting another friend for free. I'm not Wal Mart and I'm not slashing prices. So if your going to come for a "Visit" then maybe try coming to just say hi to me, not to say that it has to be that way everytime. But every once in a while it would be nice to be valued for who I am.
You know what else has been bugging me?
All those girls who do their hair with that funky "bump" in the front. I'm not sure what your trying to hide? Is there some kind of horn underneath that hair? Or some massive pimple? Well whatever your trying to do, it doesn't look good.
Well looking back on this post it seems negative so lets brighten it up a little bit.
I've decided that Bryton might be the cutest little brother ever. The other day he was talking to me and I realized he's awesome. I challenge anyone to show me youngest child who is cuter...I'll arm wrestle you for it.
Hmm into new zones of hilarity I just found out John's "Fiance" has no idea who Jonny really is. I guess that he has been lying to her from day one. According to her, he told her...
He is a millonaire playboy who was born in Italy to a mobster family. Because of mob threats he was sent the the US at age 4 to be adopted at which point they made a new birth certificate tha said he was born on the day of his adoption so He is really 24 in "Italian" years. HA! "Italian Years" that has to be the biggest load of bumpkiss I've ever heard. Then he said that my mom is a Doctor, my dad has been dead for years and he took her to some mansion and told her it was our house.
I have three words to say.. "that poor girl"
Well thats all I have to spew about this week, tune in next week to hear my Moms reaction to this ridiculous post.
PEACE-
Tyson
